Meet P.i.p!
Introducing Malum Institute's new partner in protection!
Cover of the promotional ‘Pip the Pup’ book done by in-house artist. You can read it on the Institute’s social media page.
Meet Malum Institute's new POMME certified P.I.P! The Portable Incident Protector! Straight from the internals of Malum Institute's R&D, our team worked tirelessly in order to afford civilian families a safe and nondescript way of alerting and repelling instances of possible kaijin. infestations. With its soft yet durable Type 3 Dynamesh material and flame-retardant fur coating, this plushie pal can endure anything man or beast can throw at it! Upkeep is super easy, as Pips are safe to use in both washing machines and dryers! Life getting you down? POMME Pips are trained to handle situations both big and small, give them a squeeze and they will activate real time olfactory technology by dispersing the scent of apples all throughout its huggable body, easing you into a state of calm and relaxation. Equipped with late of the art kaijin detector technology, your POMME Pip will alert you of any surrounding MME presence in a 10 meter radius. Not only can it detect incoming danger, Pip can repel a single Class A MME with its ultrasonic whine for up to five whole minutes, plenty of time to escape an Incident or dial for local POMME units. Can't afford to wait that long? No problem! You can stall by utilizing your Aurenic Resonance Flux (ARF) Whistle, transforming your Pip pal into your personal beast of the night! With just five easy payments of $99.99, you can rest easy knowing that you and your family have another stalwart protector guarding your home! Order today!
